"Fallen Methodist" Plant Food - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/4 tsp. instant tea
1/4 tsp. ammonia
1/4 tsp. baby shampoo
1/2 tsp. Miracle Grow
1/2 tsp. Knox gelatine, dissolved in a capful of whiskey

Preparation

Add tea, ammonia, shampoo and Miracle Grow to one gallon of water and mix; then add the gelatine and whiskey mixture.
Shake or mix until dissolved.
Use weekly.