Spicy Vodka Injected Tomatoes - cooking recipe

Ingredients

5 -10 cherry tomatoes (per person)
1/4 cup vodka (per person)
salt, to taste
pepper, to taste
Tabasco sauce, to taste
celery salt (optional)

Preparation

Essential equipment: 5-10ml syringe per person Pile tomatoes attractively in a bowl in the centre of your table, allow to come to room temperature if cold.
Book taxis to take guests home.
Mix Vodka, Salt, Pepper and Tabasco.
Arm guests with syringes.
Load syringes with Vodka mix, and squirt carefully into tomato.
You'll have to experiment to find the best method.
Pop into mouth.
Try not to have too many.
Fail.
Ideally consumed with best girlfriends, much hilarity and a later screening of\"Thelma and Louise\".