Stone Soup - cooking recipe

Ingredients

6 gallons water, river, boiling (add the large scrubbed stone at this point)
2 cups beans
1 pheasant, plucked clean
1 haunch beef
1 bunch onion
1 bunch celery
new potato, peeled (1 apronful)
2 rutabagas
2 turnips
1 liter wine (fine)
salt and pepper
herbs, and
spices, to taste

Preparation

Put everything into the boiling water and simmer for at least two hours.
Serve to villagers.