The Greenest Grass On The Block (Lawn Spray) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 cup ammonia
1 cup liquid dish soap
1 (12 ounce) can beer
1 (12 ounce) can cola
1 teaspoon instant tea

Preparation

Mix all the ingredients together, including 4 ounces Listerine mouthwash, and put into an empty \"Miracle Grow\" container that attaches to your watering hose.
Spray your lawn with the mixture once every few weeks.
The ammonia acts like a fertilizer, the dish soap washes off pollutants, the beer kills the weeds.
DO NOT use diet soda, it needs the sugar, and the mouthwash kills the bugs.
Happy Lawn Growing!