Swamp And Gator Food - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/4 cup baking cocoa (MUD)
1/2 cup milk, with
green food coloring (SWAMP WATER)
2 cups sugar (CRUSHED BONES)
1/2 cup butter (FAT)
2 cups rolled oats (EVERGLADES GRASS)
1/2 cup peanut butter (SQUASHED MOSQUITOES)

Preparation

Heat the mud, swamp water, crushed bones, fat, grass and squashed mosquitoes in a saucepan.
Boil for three minutes, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat and drop by spoonfuls onto waxed paper.
Let cool until firm.
Eat while watching the Gators play football on T.V.