Splinter, Sliver, Stinger, Sticker & Cactus Needle Remedy - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 (8 ounce) bottle glue (like Elmers White or School Glue)
bath soap
water

Preparation

Cover the affected area with a thin layer of Glue. You know you have the right amount when the coat looks slightly white and not clear. If it runs, it is too thick.
Let glue dry on the hand you will be using on the following steps. (This helps you keep from transfering the splinter etc.).
Wait for glue to dry until it no longer feels tacky.
Peel off or gently rub to flake off.
Wash area gently w/ Soap & Water.
Pat Dry.
Follow up with topical Benadryl or Calamine.