Bohemian Wrapsody - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2/3 cup sauer sauerkraut
1 teaspoon caraway seed
1 teaspoon butter
1 teaspoon dried onion flakes
salt and pepper
2 flour tortillas
2 Polish sausage, butterflied lengthwise
2 teaspoons mustard

Preparation

In a small skillet over medium heat, mix the first 5 ingredients. Continue to cook, stirring occasionally, for about 10 minutes. Browning's good, just be careful not to burn, so you may have to lower the heat toward the end.
While that's cooking, place the butterflied sausages in another skillet over medium heat, cut side down, and cook until very deep brown. Flip and brown the other side of the sausages; probably about 10 minutes total. (Times are approximate).
When the above two items are nearly done, grill the tortillas over the direct flame of your stove's gas burner, flipping over frequently -every few seconds- until the aroma is all up in your nostrils in a good way. (I have cats, so know what \"a bad way\" is all about.) You want the tortillas to ever so slightly begin smoking and getting brown spots on them. You can do them on an electric burner as well, but do be careful not to burn.
Remove tortillas from flame/heat and move directly to a plate. Place the sauer kraut in a strip down the center half of the tortillas and plop the sausages on top of that. Squeeze a bit of mustard on top, wrap up like a burrito, and --
\"I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening, ME!\".
-- I mean, ENJOY! ;o).