Fried Bologna Sandwiches (Southern Style) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 slices oscar mayer beef bologna (no substitutions please)
2 hamburger buns (whatever brand is on sale that week)
4 teaspoons butter (not margarine)
yellow mustard (French's is best)
2 slices American cheese (Kraft or Velveeta works best) (optional)

Preparation

Melt the butter in a frying pan and cut several slits in the edges of the slices to keep them from curling. Fry to your liking (some like them crisp: others just like it warmed). Melt Cheese on top if desired. Put between hamburger buns, spread with mustard, and enjoy!