Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large wheat field
1 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
a pinch of brook
some pebbles
1 qt. laughter

Preparation

Mix the children and dogs well together.
Put them in a wheat field.
Stir gently.
Pour the brook over the pebbles.
Sprinkle field with flowers; spread over all a deep blue sky, and bake in sun.
Yield:
1 quart laughter.
When brown, set away to cool in bathtub.
Let rest.