Dinosaur Food - cooking recipe

Ingredients
    1/4 c. dirt (cocoa)
    1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
    2 c. crushed bones (sugar)
    1/2 c. fat (butter)
    1/2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)
    2 c. grass (oatmeal)
Preparation
    Mix dirt and swamp water.
    Add crushed bones and fat.
    Boil
    1 minute.
    Add remaining ingredients.
    Mix and drop from spoon on wax paper.
    Cool.
    Eat up!

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