"A Special Love Recipe"(Serves 2) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 Tbsp. soft music
1 dash candle light
1 sprinkle fragrance
1 oz. \"lingerie\"
2 seasoned or willing lovers
1/2 c. cuddling
1 bottle wine (your choice; optional)
2 c. caressing
1 (7 oz.) can whipping cream
1/4 c. fantasy fulfilled

Preparation

Prepare with one 15-minute massage--kneading, wrapping and stirring.
Complete by mixing on soft satin sheets until done. Layer with \"love.\"
Top with one breakfast in bed.
Indulge as often as time and calories permit.