Bachelor'S Delight - cooking recipe

Ingredients

eggs
leftovers

Preparation

If your wife is not home (or if you don't have one), look in the refrigerator for leftovers.
Get out a big cast-iron skillet and throw the leftovers in it.
Crack some eggs (4 or 5 if you are hungry) and stir it all up together.
Fry on high.
(Throw the burned parts to the cat and dog.)
Pull out the eggshells as you eat.
One problem:
Kids don't like this very well.
Open a can of chili for them.