Elephant Stew(An Old Family Recipe) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 elephant (young; old takes longer to cook)
1 ton of carrots
1 ton of celery
10 barrels of gravy
1 onion (optional)
salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)

Preparation

A half a cup of friendship and a cup of thoughtfulness.
Cream together with a pinch of powdered tenderness, very lightly, beaten in a bowl of loyalty.