A Love Cake For Mother - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can of obedience
several pounds of affection
1 pint of neatness
some holiday, birthday and everyday \"surprises\" (willing brand)
1 box powdered \"Get up when I should\"
1 bottle of \"keep sunny all day long\"
1 can of pure \"thoughtfulness\"

Preparation

Be careful how you live.
You may be the only Bible some people read.