Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large field
6 children
2 or 3 small dogs
sunshine
pinch of water
some pebbles
flowers
bathtub

Preparation

Mix the children and dogs well together.
Put them on the field, stirring constantly.
Pour the water over the pebbles in a quiet stream. Sprinkle the field with flowers.
Spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun. When brown, set away to cool in the bathtub.