Steak And Gravy - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 round steak
2 cans mushroom soup
1 can water
flour
salt
pepper
oil

Preparation

Take large quantities of cheerfulness and let simmer without stopping.
Put in a brimming bowlful of kindness.
Add a full measure of thoughtfulness for others.
Mix in a heaping tablespoon of charity.
Stir well, and carefully strain off any selfishness. Add plenty of smiles and bake in the warmth of a loving heart.