Armadillo Stew(If All Else Fails, Try This Recipe!) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 adult armadillos
4 lb. meat chunks
2 cans lima beans
1 c. red chillies
pinch of salt
1 qt. flat Coor's beer
2 loaves stale bread
2 Tbsp. ground sage
1 squirt Tabasco sauce
2 hands full yard grass

Preparation

Leave the meat set out of doors overnight.
Microwave for 11 hours.
Put in a large pot of boiling water, then add other ingredients in any order.
Let this boil until Tuesday night. Serve this mess to the two armadillos.
If they survive, you can bring it to the next meeting.