Miz Malv'S Sausage Soup - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 lb. bulk pork sausage, browned and drained well
1 (14 1/2 oz.) can tomatoes, chopped
1 (10 oz.) can Ro-Tel, chopped
1 (16 oz.) can kidney beans
1 onion, chopped
1/2 tsp. thyme
1/2 tsp. pepper
1 tsp. seasoned salt
1/8 tsp. garlic powder
1 bay leaf
1 qt. water
2 or 3 potatoes, cubed (approximately 2 c.)
1 bell pepper, chopped
any quantity of multiples (twins, triplets, quads, etc.)
2 helping hands (from spouse for multiple tasks)
plentiful amount of preserverance
4 gal. patience
2 pt. good humor
5 c. cheerfulness
bushels of love
2 loving arms (for hugs)
1 pinch of humility
miles of smiles
kisses to taste

Preparation

God chooses the main ingredient. . . parents.
Just add the following ingredients.
Do not simmer, stew or boil.
This could cause your recipe to ruin.