How To Preserve A Husband - cooking recipe

Ingredients

pickles
hot water
patience
love
kisses

Preparation

Be careful in your selection.
Don't choose too young.
When selected give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
Some wives insist on keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them into hot water.
This may make them hard and sometimes bitter.
Some choose to make them sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
Serve with peaches and cream.
Thus prepared, they will keep for years.