Recipe For Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
6 children
3 small dogs
a narrow brook with pebbles
flowers
a deep blue sky

Preparation

Mix the children with the dogs and empty into the field, stirring continuously.
Sprinkle the field with the flowers.
Add the deep blue sky.
Bake in hot sun.
When children are well browned, they may be removed.
They will be found right for setting away in a cool bath tub.
Serves two loving parents.