Greasepaint - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 tsp. shortening
10 tsp. cornstarch
1 tsp. petroleum jelly
food coloring
cold cream or shortening

Preparation

Mix the first 3 ingredients in a dish.
This is the white greasepaint.
Set aside half of the white greasepaint.
Divide the rest into 3 equal parts.
Put each part in a separate dish.
Mix a different shade of food coloring into each part.
Lightly spread cold cream or shortening on your face.
Use a tissue to wipe off any extra.
Use fingers to spread on white greasepaint over entire face.
Spread in one direction.
Keep away from eyes.
Use paintbrush to apply colored paint.
To take off, use baby oil on a tissue.