A Love Cake For Mother - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can obedience
1 pt. neatness
1 can of running errands (willing brand)
1 bottle of keep sunny all day long
1 can pure thoughtfulness
several lb. love
some holiday, birthday and everyday surprises
1 box powdered get up when I should while saying I'd love to

Preparation

Mix well.
Bake in a hearty, warm oven; serve to Mother everyday.
She should have it in big slices.