Thanksgiving Dinner - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 car (or some mode of transportation)
1 tank of gas (depends on distance to drive)
1 pocket of money (for gas, depends on second ingredient)
1 empty stomach (or 2 if you bring your spouse and more if you bring the children)
1 safe trip to your mother's house

Preparation

Depending on how far you have to drive (pack clothes for an overnight trip) get up early on Thanksgiving Day and go to your mother's house.