R-B-A* Friendship Cocktail(This Is My Favorite Libation.) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2.0 oz. 100% neutral grain spirits distilled from rye grown in Uzbekistan
1.0 tsp. or to taste Citrus Aurantifolia grown in Florida
8.0 oz. high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium benzoate, quinine, carbonated water bottled in the United Kingdom

Preparation

Combine ingredients quickly by pouring over cubes of frozen water; squeeze wedge of Citrus Aurantifolia (lime) into mixture using special pliers-like tool (or pressure between thumb and forefinger); drink immediately.
(Sometimes referred to as a vodka and tonic.)