Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large field
1 doz. children
1 creek
large and small pebbles
a lot of flowers (wild)
2 or 3 small dogs
1 ball
1 bat
bikes (several)

Preparation

Take large field, children and dogs.
Add 1 bubbling creek and some of the pebbles.
Mix the children and small dogs together, put them out in the field, stirring constantly.
Pour the creek over the pebbles.
Sprinkle the field with flowers.
Spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun.
When brown, set in bathtub to cool.
Kiss and keep.