Lasting Friendship - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 c. friendliness
2 c. kindness
1 c. helpfulness
1 c. thoughtfulness
1/2 tsp. humility
2 Tbsp. truthfulness
dash of neatness
1/4 c. bright cheer

Preparation

Add first 4 ingredients, mix well with a good conscience. Pour into a deserving heart and bake in Christian surroundings until tender and not apt to fall apart.
Serve warm, topped with 1 cup laughter and a heaping tablespoonful of caution.