Jailhouse Soup - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 pkg. \"instant\" Ramen noodle soup
1 onion (trade for quarters with kitchen help)
1 hard-boiled egg (see above)
lots of jalapeno peppers (buy at commissary)
cheese (see kitchen help)

Preparation

Break noodles into small pieces before opening package.
Use razor blade kept hidden under window sill to chop other ingredients into small pieces (be sure to have someone \"jigger\" for you).
Add diced ingredients into whatever container is currently available.
Fill to desired level with instant hot water from provided tap.
Allow to set for 3 to 5 minutes.
Serve with Doritos or crackers.