Husband'S Hash Supper - cooking recipe

Ingredients

potatoes
roast beef
onions

Preparation

Ask wife if she'd mind frying you a skillet of potatoes.
As soon as potatoes have started frying, pull leftover roast from Sunday dinner out of refrigerator.
Ask wife, \"How about cutting up some roast and throwing it in?\"
Wife will gladly comply. Comment that some sliced onion sure sounds good.
Wife will add sliced onion and cook until tender.
Husband should be setting out plates, silverware, bread and butter during all this conversation. Serve with Ranch Style beans.
Ask wife to please bring ketchup. Tell the kids, \"Supper's ready,\" and eat.