Best Rum Cake Ever - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 or 2 qts. rum
1 c. butter
1 tsp. sugar
2 large eggs
1 c. dried fruit
baking powder
1 tsp. soda
lemon juice
brown sugar
nuts

Preparation

Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.
Good ain't it?
Now begin.
Select a large bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again, it must be just right.
To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.
Repeat.