Recipe For Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
6 children, assorted
3 small dogs
1 narrow, pebbly brook
1 hot sun
flowers
deep blue sky

Preparation

Mix the children with dogs and empty into the field, stirring continuously.
Sprinkle the field with flowers.
Pour the brook gently over the pebbles.
Cover all of this with a deep blue sky and bake in the hot sun.
When children are well browned, they may be removed.
They will now be ready to set away to cool in the bathtub.
When any of the ingredients are missing (except the children), substitute any of the following four recipes.