Tuna Salad - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 cans tuna
5 tsp. Miracle Whip
1 Tbsp. relish (sweet or dill)
1 1/2 chopped, boiled eggs (eat the other half, it's good for ya)
1/2 tsp. salt and pepper
1 tsp. mustard

Preparation

Get all the juice you can out of the tuna; then add each ingredient in order and stir.
Wah-lah!