No-Fault Kindergarten Parents' Recipe - cooking recipe

Ingredients

5 cups of Love
2 cups of Happiness and Smiles
1 cup of Tenderness
1 cup of Curiosity
1/2 cup of Respect for Others

Preparation

Sprinkle with a touch of temper and tears.
Fold in a love of music and art.
Stir gently and shape into a beautiful girl or boy.
Bake for five years or until ready for school.
Wrap and label carefully.
Send special delivery to Mrs. Selleck for polishing and safekeeping.