Preserved Chicken - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large field
1/2 dozen children
2 or 3 small dogs
pinch of creek
small rocks
flowers
blue sky
sun
bathtub

Preparation

Take 1 large field, half a dozen children, 2 or 3 small dogs, a pinch of creek and some small rocks.
Mix the children and dogs well together; put them on the field, stirring constantly.
Pour the creek over the rocks.
Sprinkle the field with flowers.
Spread all under the deep blue sky and bake in the sun.
When brown, set away to cool in the bathtub.