Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large field
1/2 doz. children
2 to 3 small dogs
a pinch of brook and pebbles
wild flowers
sun and deep blue sky

Preparation

Mix children and dogs well together.
Sprinkle the field with flowers.
Spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun. When brown, set away to cool in the bath tub.