Eggnog - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 egg
2/3 c. milk
1 level Tbsp. sugar
1 Tbsp. rum or brandy
pinch of salt

Preparation

Combine a little of each: grape juice, vinegar, mustard, mayonnaise, juice from 1 lemon, pepper, salt, ketchup, olive oil and a little piece of onion.
Drink and in no time freckles will appear!