Whale Soup - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 whale
350 lb. onions
950 lb. potatoes
150 lb. carrots
300 gal. water
salt
pepper

Preparation

Cut up whale, onions, potatoes, carrots into bite size pieces. This takes 3 to 4 days.
Add water.
Cook well.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
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