Caramel Brownies - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 German chocolate cake mix (dry)
1 1/2 sticks butter, melted
2/3 c. Milnot
1 pkg. caramels
1 c. chocolate chips
small amount powdered sugar (sprinkle on top)

Preparation

Get out the mixer to make cookies.
Search through the toy boxes looking for beaters.
Return to find three helpers on three chairs assembled eagerly at the cookie construction site.
Scoot chairs enough to get in.
Get out cookie recipe.
Add two ingredients.
Remove hands of Helper #3.
Clean hands of Helper #2. Send Helper #1 to refrigerator for eggs.
Add next ingredient. Clean egg off floor while alternately adding eggs to mixture as Helper #2 vigorously cracks them.
Find Helper #3 removing recipes from recipe box.
Put recipes back in box in new creatively filed order.
Put recipe box back in cabinet where it should have been. Back to the cookies!
Find Helper #1 sifting flour as directed. However not necessarily into bowl.
Helper #2 decides to help Helper #1 with the flour.
Clean flour off cabinet, floor, helpers. Smell something!
Change diaper of Helper #3.
Return.
Wash hands. Helper #2 screams that she wants to be on chair that Helper #1 is on.
Helper #1 screams that he wants to be on chair that Helper #3 is occupying.
Helper #3 just screams.
Mother screams!
Helpers look shocked.
Add next ingredients.
Get out chocolate chips. Hands everywhere.
Add remaining chips to cookies.
Laugh - or was it cry?
Put cookies onto cookie sheet from three spoons and of 15 sizes and shapes.
Put cookies in oven.
Time to clean kitchen. Helpers disappear.
Eat three dozen cookies to calm nerves!