Veggie Pizza - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can crescent rolls
1/2 c. mayonnaise
8 oz. cream cheese
1 to 2 Tbsp. chopped onion
1/2 pkg. regular Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mix
broccoli, chopped
cauliflower, chopped
1/2 red pepper, chopped
1 pkg. grated Cheddar cheese

Preparation

One medium size elephant is needed for this recipe.
If the elephant is too large, the meat will be tough.
Use very sharp knife.
Cut the elephant into small bite size pieces (approximately 2 months is needed to cut up the elephant).
Cook over gas fire in open pot maintaining 465\u00b0 temperature for about 4 weeks.
Salt to taste. Add enough brown gravy to cover.
This recipe serves approximately 3,800 people.
If more people are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary....most people do not like hare in their stew.