Single Man'S Supper - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can soup of your choice
1 soup can water

Preparation

Locate your most recent telephone book.
Dial your choice of pizza delivery, Pizza Hut, Little Caesar's, etc.
Locate your remote control; sit back and channel surf while waiting for them to deliver.
Take a break to hunt through your pockets and gather spare change to come up with a tip for the poor delivery guy.