How To Preserve Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
pinch of brook and small pebbles
flowers
sky
sun
love

Preparation

Mix children well together.
Put in the field, stirring constantly with lots of love.
Pour the brook over the pebbles. Sprinkle the field with flowers.
Spread with a big blue sky. Bake in hot sun.
When thoroughly tired, remove and set to cool in bath tub.