Better Than Sex Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 yellow cake mix
1 (20 oz.) can crushed pineapple
2 boxes vanilla pudding
1 c. sugar
1/2 c. Judges 5:25 (butter)
1 Tbsp. Exodus 16:31 (honey)
2 c. Psalms 81:16 (flour)
2 tsp. Galatians 5:9 (baking powder)
a little Leviticus 2:13 (salt)
1 c. 1 Samuel 30:12 (raisins)
1/2 c. 1 Samuel 30:12 (figs)
1 c. Jeremiah 6:20 (sugar)
3 Isaiah 10:14 (eggs)
1/2 c. Genesis 24:20 (water)
enough 1 Kings 10:2 to taste (spices; cinnamon)
1/2 c. Genesis 43:11 (nuts)

Preparation

Combine the first 4 ingredients.
Add rest of ingredients alternately with the next 4 ingredients, sifted together.
Add the last 3 ingredients.
Follow Solomon's advice for making good boys (Proverbs 23:14; beat), and you will have a good cake.
Bake at 350\u00b0 for 45 minutes.