98 Octane Chili - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 Bottle Cheap Dry Red Wine
1 lb. Ground Beef
1 lb. Hot Sausage
2 Medium Onions (Diced)
1 Large Bell Pepper (Diced)
3-4 Tbsp. Chili Powder
2 tsp. Ground Cumin
1 tsp. Black Pepper
1 tsp. Oregano
2 Cloves Garlic (Minced)
2 tsp. Crushed Red Pepper
4-6 Jalapeno Peppers
1 tsp. Unsweetened Cocoa Powder
1-2 (16 oz.) Can Red Pinto or Kidney Beans
32 oz. Tomato Sauce

Preparation

1. Drink all but 1 cup of the wine; this is necessary to ensure communion. with the appropriate fire gods.
2. Saute ingredients 2-12 in a large pot until all the
meat is browned. Add remaining wine and other
ingredients. Simmer 2-3 hours.