Whale Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

12 ton blue whale
6,000 bushels potatoes
4,000 lb. carrots
3,500 large onions
2 (4 lb.) rabbits

Preparation

First, get a 60,000 gallon kettle and boil the whale 6 days or until tender.
Add onions, potatoes, carrots, salt and pepper. Cook until potatoes are tender.