Soap Paint - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 c. mild powdered soap or detergent
1/3 c. liquid starch
few drops oil of wintergreen (optional)
food coloring (optional)

Preparation

Combine chicken, beef, pork, water, salt, corn syrup, spices, autolyzed yeast, natural flavorings, sodium nitrate and dried garlic (can be found at Bi-Lo labeled Vienna Sausage).
Place wiener on soda cracker and place entire cracker in mouth.
Wash down with Co-coler.
Serves 4.