Survival Sandwich - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 slices white bread (wheat bread for you health nuts)
2 Tbsp. peanut butter (without nuts!!!!!)
1 Tbsp. grape jelly (there is no other flavor!)

Preparation

Distribute peanut butter evenly on one slice of bread using a clean knife.
Repeat procedure using the other slice of bread and jelly.
Smash or squish both pieces of bread together (this is best done while holding one slice in one hand and the other slice in the other hand and then making a big clapping motion).
The thinner the sandwich, the better the taste!!
Serve with potato chips and a cold glass of milk.