Company Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 elephant
1 rabbit (optional)
brown gravy
salt and pepper

Preparation

Cut elephant up into bite size pieces.
This should take about 3 months.
Add brown gravy, salt and pepper to taste.
Bake in 350\u00b0 oven for 2 weeks.
Serves 3,800 people.
If more company is expected, add a rabbit, but do so only if necessary since most people don't like hare in their stew.