Lou Kridelbaugh'S Famous Layer Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 wedding or other special event
1 slice (good size) cake

Preparation

Put cake in hand.
Locate Lou.
Slowly, quietly sneak up on Lou.
Smash cake in Lou's face.
Make sure the entire event is documented on film.
After smashing cake in Lou's face, run like the devil, all the while relishing your victory.
(Warning:
Be prepared to receive same.)