How To Preserve Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
a pinch of brook (or stream)
1 handful each: small pebbles, daisies or other wildflowers

Preparation

Put noodles in a pot of water.
Cook for 10 minutes.
Get sauce from the store.
Put sauce on the noodles and eat.