Intake Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

mussels
clams
oysters
eels
potatoes
carrots
peas
seaweed (optional)

Preparation

Drain intakes at power plant.
Scrape mussels, clams and oysters off walls.
Throw away the ones that smell bad.
If there are any eels laying around, you can use them also.
Next, add potatoes, carrots, peas and seaweed (optional).
Boil until dead. Drain water and add 2 to 3 cans gravy.
Simmer until gravy heats through.
Serve with nose clips.