A Successful Christian - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 person
1 heaping c. of saluation
3/4 c. love
1 Tbsp. willingness
dash of the spice of life
1/2 tsp. salt of earth
1/4 c. milk of human kindness
2 c. faithfulness
2 c. cheerfulness

Preparation

For 2 cups of love add 1 pint of faith with gentleness; separate peace from strife and add 1 cup of peace to faith and the love mixture.